Friday, July 21, 2006

self depreciating humour part 2

i suffered last morning from actute abdominal pain and was rushed to the hospital where i was given a injection of something (which i wanted to be adrenelin though i think was not). anyway my mum said it could be appendicitis.

Symptoms of a normal patient suffering from appendicitis:

· Generalized abdominal cramps.
· Nausea or vomiting.
· Elevated temperature.
· Increased pulse rate.
· Loss of appetite.
· Constipation.
· Abdominal swelling.

ok i had abdominal pain so thats cool. no nausea. normal temperature. BP 120/80. Had eaten perfectly the night before. crapped nicely. and well if you have ever seen me the only swelling on my body was my ego which too fizzled out when the doc told my dad that it was a case of GAS. apparently it was building up for too long.. inside me and needed a vent.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I knew you gassed around a lot in college

Anonymous said...

yuck

Keshav said...

GAS = LPG = Liquid

was yours liquid?

Keshav said...

check out my blog.. nowhere as interesting as yours which comments on the different varieties of beans.. but still

www.asfre.blogspot.com

Arindam said...

grosteque

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Jack

dhrugeese said...

did they, like poke a hole that was blocked or something? I don't envy the person who would have had to do that hypothetical procedure.

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