Back with a pain

So i haven't blogged for so long, that my blogging calluses are gone and the tips of my fingers revolt against me with each word.
Bravo Drama you say. What wordsmithery! That too four months after the half hearted attempt at oral health jokes? To which of course i say..Thank you, you are much too kind and please leave the flowers on the table.
Also i promise that i shall be back with the book i promised and also back to regular blogging once i have my base confirmed i am the middle of moving from one apartment to another and since they are in different cities and i still don't know which the city i am moving to is, i find my self in a rather interesting predicament.
Rest assured i shall get back to my annoying self and relate mundane happenings of my life with me as ever enthusiastic 'victim' of life and its cruel ways.

I shall of course leave you with some of my recent magic.Unfortunately accessible only to people who understand Hindi..

Q:Kele ko aise hi kyun kha sakte hain?

A:Kyunki use banana nahi padta.


Q:What happened to Hulk when he lost weight?

A:He became halka