Back with a pain

So i haven't blogged for so long, that my blogging calluses are gone and the tips of my fingers revolt against me with each word.
Bravo Drama you say. What wordsmithery! That too four months after the half hearted attempt at oral health jokes? To which of course i say..Thank you, you are much too kind and please leave the flowers on the table.
Also i promise that i shall be back with the book i promised and also back to regular blogging once i have my base confirmed i am the middle of moving from one apartment to another and since they are in different cities and i still don't know which the city i am moving to is, i find my self in a rather interesting predicament.
Rest assured i shall get back to my annoying self and relate mundane happenings of my life with me as ever enthusiastic 'victim' of life and its cruel ways.

I shall of course leave you with some of my recent magic.Unfortunately accessible only to people who understand Hindi..

Q:Kele ko aise hi kyun kha sakte hain?

A:Kyunki use banana nahi padta.


Q:What happened to Hulk when he lost weight?

A:He became halka

Sad joke i just made up

Why is it that in old Ramanand Sagar serials, the villain always laughs out loud and God only smiles?

The gods endorse lip balm while the villains toothpaste!

The gods must be crazy

I finally saw this movie after a couple of decades(yes i last saw it when i was five i think). Got me thinking.
If there is only one god and he has a name. There must be millions of names we call him, and presuming at least one of us is right . the others are just people who are calling god names... imagine calling bob ramone and expecting him to turn around...
My roomie pointed out this is why he says the vishnu sahastra namam. one thousand names of Vishnu.Assuming of course .... that is his name...