Aiyyo Jyokea!!

What do you do when you need to get through a door, its locked, you don't have the key and the only one around is me?

Ram a prasad

Intense keratin related questions in my mind

1] can you get dandruff in your mustache ?
2] if you did would you use a shampoo?
3]what kind of shampoo? normal or dandruff shampoo?
4]why don't you shave?
5]Wouldn't i be a bitch if it would be there regardless?

Bored out of your wits?

i would imagine that god must be one bored guy/gal/god....??? But before you get excited bout god's gender or godliness, let me tell you this post is about th fact that he is all pervasive, all knowledgeable... and clearly bored. God can't be excited about anything right? i mean he/she knows what is going to happen from the beginning of time to its end. so whats the point? plus he/she knows that even if he/she changes anything he/she will still know what is going to change at all dimensions. i am assuming if god has a friend with whom he watches the world he must feel like a person watching a film for the second time.. either that or he must feel like Marvin the paranoid android.