A day At the mall

It is Spring break and while the rest of my university(read young undergrads fly away to coastal retreats, to indulge in many a drunken abandon). i decided or more importantly, my wallet decided with an iron fist, that we (my wallet and i) would not go any where.
Therefore like every loser in town who has nothing to do My friend Shriram and i (no i don't call my wallet that) went to the local mall.We were fortunate enough to come across the following objects sold at our mall.Mind you I live in a small town in Texas.
1) Mooda(yes the same old faithful stool that we have spent many a winter oiling our heads in the sun on )
2) Native American Arts and Crafts (Made in China)
3) Hemchampa Agarbatti

Hmm.. Interesting..... What are you gonna throw at me next god?? That Jesus was just a Sardar drying his hair???