self depreciating humour part 2

i suffered last morning from actute abdominal pain and was rushed to the hospital where i was given a injection of something (which i wanted to be adrenelin though i think was not). anyway my mum said it could be appendicitis.

Symptoms of a normal patient suffering from appendicitis:

· Generalized abdominal cramps.
· Nausea or vomiting.
· Elevated temperature.
· Increased pulse rate.
· Loss of appetite.
· Constipation.
· Abdominal swelling.

ok i had abdominal pain so thats cool. no nausea. normal temperature. BP 120/80. Had eaten perfectly the night before. crapped nicely. and well if you have ever seen me the only swelling on my body was my ego which too fizzled out when the doc told my dad that it was a case of GAS. apparently it was building up for too long.. inside me and needed a vent.

Self depriciating humour 1

i have once recieved as prize a packet of biscuits and a pearl necklace for being the best male model in a school fashion show competition... i know! and the part that is funny is not best male model, its the biscuits and pearl necklace.....

Mechanix of a teenage/young adult blog

Five Easy steps to start a blog.


1]find a recent experience of yours .....

2]confess how you thought it was earth shatttering in terms of how it changed you , how you realized something profound...(refer one entry bout annonymity and rang de basanti somewhere below)

3] pick up a mundane object like a used tissue or cd case and compare life to it(for ex: life is like a cd case if you trace the edges you come back to the same place....you get the drift right)

4]employ tried and tested sentences like ," a friend recently went to ..." or " Just the other day i over heard...."

5] end the entry with profound thought like if only we look inside ourselves we would be really flexible.. ok that was my own take. but try something like if only we could see that other people's happiness is our happiness too..


And there you have it you have just created the essential teenage/young adult angst blog ... all hail the ultimate recipie for pain..


And remember if Dramaprasad can gas so can you

you probably think i hate my life part 2

You come home for summer.. you even have a plan this time . 'He is going to do his Phd in The US , says amma in a voice audible two tables away (this stunt should be tried only by trained mothers in untrained hands this could cause severe embarrassment).
You hope that this Pre phd summer is what you have been lookng forward to. All those jokers who knew where they were headed(i am off to iit/iim as case may be) now i had some thign to say hahaha(only they had all left and the others i really had nothing against them )
Anyway you think your life is going to be so exciting this summer...

Have no misconceptions...

the things i have being doing over this summer:

1] call the carpenter cos the last time it rained the doors all swelled up and now we need to get them to fit in so we can close the door without running into them and trying to latch them at the same time(which results in one side of your body being blue)

2]Watch Septic tank cleaner well .. let your imagination work that out..

3]Go to neighbours house to pick up a cylinder of gas because she has a five year old (the fat shit is bigger than me) which she had borrowed from us in the first place..

4]drive amma to vegetable shop . realise i don't know the difference betwen the 2345 different kind of beans there are. drive amma back home.


what then is the well the moral of this story?

is it he who laughs last is clearly the guy who got the joke late or
look before you leap or you could land on the pile of poo poo you were trying to avoid in the first place...
well i am afraid the answer is neither..

the moral of the story is..



you can be a Rocket scientist for all you know but at home if you are the youngest then well you better know your beans!